Some Thoughts On Jokes From Various Authors

“They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.”

Bob Monkhouse

“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”

Jim Benton

“I will cut taxes – cut taxes – for 95 percent of all working families, because, in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle class.”

Barack Obama

“Mom, how come you never go outside?”
“I told you, I’m a vampire.”

Allison Bechdel

“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”

Dave Barry

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