Some Thoughts About Hospitals From Anonymous

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“You’re ready to leave the hospital when the food begins to taste good.”

“A hospital is where they wake a patient at the crack of dawn so that he can lie there wondering why they did it!”

“A hospital room is a place where friends of the patient congregate to tell him what their symptoms are.”

“Most hospitals are now so expensive that when you’re brought in they interview you to see which ailment you can afford to have.”

“No patient should leave the hospital until he’s strong enough to face the cashier.”

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