“When you make a mountain out of a molehill, don’t expect anyone to climb up to see the view.”

“It’s a well-known fact that the older a man gets, the faster he could run as a boy.”

“Anyone who finds it easy to improve his golf game probably does it with a pencil.”

“If a Texan had an inferiority complex, rest assured it would be the biggest one you can get.”

“Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.”